#diana gets mail

[bidisasterevankinard]

Imagine street dancer!eddie meeting buck and seducing buck with his smooth hip movements and they hock up regularly in between eddie teaching buck how to dance

Anon, I love you , come here, let's kiss 😘😘😘 it sounds really really good and sexy 😍😍😍😍😍

Mmm, imagine firefighter Buck 2.0 leaves Abby's apartment and feels so lonely. And then on the call from Eddie's band(someone broke the hand) he meets HIM. Hot street dancer who makes Buck blush with his comments about how good Buck's body can move and Eddie is sure this guy knows how to move his body, especially hips (a thing about if you good dancer you good in bed). Buck only makes comment how he never actually learn to dance cause he was really awkward as a kid and Eddie offers him his number and asks him come tonight to club. Buck comes, Eddie dances for him, moving his hips as big slut he is. Then they hook up in Buck's Jeep. They keep metting cause sex was good, conversations even better and Buck actually wants to learn how to dance. Eventually they fall more and more in love

Ok, I better stop now because I have so many wips, but well, who knows my brain. I feel really really good about this idea

[wanderingmind867]

I think I'm the only person in the anti denny o'neil tag. Which baffles me, because so many of his writing decisions or editing decisions grate on me. He helped platform Frank Miller! He wrote Martian Manhunter out of the JLA! He wrote Snapper Carr and Wonder Woman out of the JLA! He made Green Arrow preachy, he killed Larry Lance so Green Arrow could date Black Canary, and he made Green Arrow kick his sidekick out for being a drug addict! He also made batman overly dark and edgy again! Under his editorial watch in the 80s, they killed off Jason Todd! And I don't know the morals of letting someone write about the vicious murder of a prepubescent kid, but it seems wrong! The man made a lot (and I do mean a lot) of poor writing decisions.

There's only a few things he did okay, and I'll list them: I hate his solo batman work, but his villian work seems competent. He helped write a Joker comic book, so I appreciate that. He also did some writing for The Creeper, one of DC's most entertaining and weird heroes. And finally: his Wonder Woman and Superman stuff doesn't sound awful. It sounds loads better than his JLA or Green Lantern stuff, at least. So he did some tolerable stuff. But when he struck out, he really, really struck out. And I wish we talked about that more.

[britneyshakespeare]

She's

D R E S S E D ✨

[honestlydarkprincess]

Hc about 911?

Ooooh! Hmm, let's see!

chimney absolutely LOVES his ring<3 he never shuts up about it and Jee loves to sit on his lap and fiddle with it

eddie and buck traded house keys pretty early on and neither of them are a guest at each others place

in the summertime the 118 have family barbecues as often as they can

buck and may text all the time

the 118 has about every variation of group chats possible, buck uses a LOT of emojis

eddie remains in the dispatch group chat even after he went back to firefighting — they keep him up to date on the gossip at dispatch and he keeps them up to date with the 118

hen gets eddie, buck, and chimney back for dumping popcorn on her i don't know how or what she does but she pulls a truly incredible prank on the boys (bobby is enlisted to help which he gladly does cause FINALLY he's being asked to join the pranks)

eddie, maddie, hen, and karen have a monthly wine night

christopher really does have that many friends that he's at sleepovers constantly, he's a sassy social king<3

bobby is absolutely itching to solve another mystery and eddie and buck are so ready to cover said mystery on their true crime podcast

sleepover weekend!

[houseofbrat]

Meghan cited a "convention" that the grandchildren of the monarch are titled prince or princess. Under protocol set up by King George V in 1917, the children and grandchildren of a sovereign have the automatic right to the title HRH, or His or Her Royal Highness, and the title of prince or princess. That extension does not apply to the great-grandchildren of a monarch, although Queen Elizabeth made an exception giving the titles to William's children because they are directly in the line of succession.  When Archie was born, Harry and Meghan announced his name as Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, the surname used by the royal family. But, as Meghan pointed out in the interview, Archie and the baby girl they're expecting this summer would be entitled to become prince and princess when Harry's father, Prince Charles, becomes king. "Even with that convention I'm talking about — while I was pregnant, they said they wanted to change the convention for Archie. Well why?" Meghan said. She said she was never given an answer. 

~ CBS News, Meghan says Archie's title was not royal family's "right to take away," 09 March 2021

Discussing the move on the latest episode of the Palace Confidential series, the Mail on Sunday's Assistant Editor Kate Mansey said the newly-appointed Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh were surprised to learn that James would not inherit his father's new title. She explained: 'My sources say that they had assumed that they would get the Duke and Duchess title and it would go to James. Because why would you get a Dukedom and it not pass to your son?' However, Kate said this is an example of King Charles 'looking ahead' to the future of his 'slimmed down' monarchy.

She continued: 'As James gets older has his children, they have children, you're [left with] a Duke of Edinburgh title that is so far removed from the Crown. 'And it's a really important title. You can't have a situation where the Duke of Edinburgh is in several generations' time so far removed so as not to be considered royal.'

~ Kate Mansey, as quoted by Lydia Hawken, "Prince Edward and Duchess of Edinburgh 'always assumed' his new title would be passed down to their son James - but King Charles is 'looking ahead' to future of his 'slimmed down monarchy', Kate Mansey tells PALACE CONFIDENTIAL"

The Duke of Edinburgh’s comments at the garden party for the Duke of Edinburgh’s award, where he mentioned that everyone changing their title in a single year can get complicated, is now taking on a rather sinister tone in my mind.

~ @helenaaurellia, 10 June 2023

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Happy birthday 🎂🎁

awww thank you beloved diana! muah! <3

[bi-buckrights]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤️

Ohhh thank you so much Diana, always spreading so much positivity 🥰

Kiss Me Before it’s Over (if only for a minute) aka the baseball au aka my pride and joy

Bottled Poetry the fake dating fic featuring lots of pining and… only one bed

You and me here (underneath the mistletoe) first kiss inspired by one of the greatest first kisses to air on television (Nick and Jess new girl)

Our love is like a storybook story the princess bride au that flopped but I still love with my whole heart ❤️

Sometime Around Midnight my first ever fic ✨

[lonelychicago]

Love new url asfsaf💙

KSHSKSJ thank u <33

he's such a loser <333

[hippolotamus]

Send you best vibes for this week 💙✨

And to you, too, babe 🥰 😘 💞 May you have the best week 💙🩵💙

[bidisasterevankinard]

Zahra: you better act like the sun shines out of his ass

Alex: well, i needed to see how it worked

Sgfaghds YES YES YES EXACTLY aghda

Thank you for making me laugh, Vance

Alex: I needed to see how it works, so I needed to see prince's ass. He liked it 😏 me too. And I can say there's no sun, but he has sunny smile

[toobytoobs]

Random Captain Marvel things I think confuses the JL (yes, obviously this is inspired by Wonderjanga)

———

Everyone at the Justice League debrief meeting after a mission

Captain Marvel, randomly standing up and looking a little sick: “uh, please excuse me”

Batman: “Captain, you cannot just-“

Captain Marvel: *turns away and projectile vomits a bunch of letters onto the wall*

Batman: “…”

Batman: “you are excused.”

Captain Marvel, picking up the letters and sifting through them like it’s normal mail: “aw man! Another bill!”

Wonder Woman, shaking her head with a disapproving sigh: “man’s world and their idiotic delivery methods”

Superman: “oh Diana, that’s not- actually, nevermind”

———

Captain Marvel: *sitting in the JL watchtower cafeteria blowing out a candle on a small birthday cake.*

Green lantern, walking in to see him: “oh Cap! It’s your birthday???”

Captain Marvel with childlike glee on his face: “Yeah! I’m turning 11!”

Green Lantern: “wait wha-“

Captain Marvel: “and 3! And 41,024,618! And 350,597,120,140!”

Green Lantern: “excuse me what-“

Captain Marvel, checking an hourglass duck taped to his wrist: “oops! I gotta go or I’ll be late for Dinosaur sledding with Tawky Tawny!”

Captain Marvel: *zips out the room with the cake, leaving a very confused Green Lantern behind.*

Green Lantern: “Dinosaur sledding???”

———

Superman: *walks into the watchtower break room to see Captain Marvel and a younger blue version of him playing catch with a jar that holds a screaming worm inside.*

Superman: “Captain, who is this??? Why is there a worm in the jar and why on earth are you throwing it?”

Mr. Mind: “RELEASE M-“

Captain Marvel after chucking the jar straight at blue Captain Marvel’s head: “oh hi Supes! This is my older brother!”

Blue Captain Marvel after almost dropping the worm who is now screaming profanities: “holy crap! You’re Superm-!”

Before blue Captain Marvel can finish, a portal opens behind him and he gets sucked in screaming.

Superman, now with his fists up: “Captain Marvel! Get back!”

A younger girl version of Captain Marvel pokes her head out of the portal: “yo, Cap! Sivanna gave Tawny fleas and now Tawny seems like he’s gonna commit murder!”

Captain Marvel, flying into the portal without hesitation: “bye Supes!”

Superman, just standing there shellshocked: “I need to sit down…”

[britneyshakespeare]

i can't believe how much this company apparently does not want my money

[honestlydarkprincess]

🛶💙🩵💚🩵💙 it's a love canoe! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love!

GIVING YOU KISSIES<33333

[nanenna]

This Meeting Could've Been an E-mail

Sleepy King (Nanenna ver.) Masterpost

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Diana, along with several other members of the JLD, were sitting in a meeting room. John had stood at the head of the table, having just finished outlining the situation for them, and it was grim. She knew if worse came to worse they may have to sacrifice the boy to keep the Ghost King from emerging into their world and wreaking havoc on a scale only Darkseid had managed before, but she prayed it wouldn’t come to that.

“Would not the boy also smell my father’s blood?” Raven asked.

“Unfortunately. You an’ me are gonna stay back and help plan based on what everyone else reads from the boy.”

Diana nodded along, likely that was also her role.

Bruce, in full Batman gear, came stalking into the room.

“About bloody time,” John said with a huff.

“I would hope you have brought them all up to speed on what you know of Danny while waiting.”

John made an annoyed sound, then moved to sit in a chair near the head of the table. “`Course I did, just waiting on you now.”

Bruce stood in the spot John had just vacated. “Oracle.” The room dimmed and the holo-projector  in the table whirred to life. A picture of a small family standing in front of what appeared to be some sort of business run out of what used to be a family home (something fairly common in America, Diana had learned) took center stage. Obviously it was part of a website, Diana could see the web bar with several tabs across the top of the projection, but it was zoomed into the photo.

“This,” Bruce said, pointing to the teenaged boy in the photo from behind, “is Daniel “Danny” Fenton, the boy used in the ritual last night.”

Everyone leaned in closer to look the boy over. There was nothing remarkable about him, a bit thin perhaps but that could be due to the lankiness that comes with growth spurts.

“He’s from Amity Park, Illinois. The town advertises itself as the most haunted city in America, and from what we’ve gathered they earned it. Most pertinent is that last year they were under attack by the Ghost King.”

Oracle must have clicked to the next tab, the family picture was replaced by an online newspaper article titled “Ghost King Thwarted! Is Phantom a Hero?”

“I’m sorry, what happened?” Zatanna asked incredulously.

“There must be some mistake, there’s no way Pariah Dark got free without a single person feeling it,” Dr. Fate insisted.

Oracle scrolled down the page to show several blurry photos taken of a being that looked nothing like what they’d seen last night, alongside a sketch of the being. “Either this was well researched, or somehow this whole event was cloaked,” Bruce said grimly.

“Considering this wasn’t even the most recent attack on the town and a few of them sound like JL level threats,” Oracle’s modulated voice came from the table’s speakers as she quickly tabbed through a few more news articles before coming back to the one on the Ghost King, “I think it’s more likely something is blocking the whole town from us.” She scrolled down more to show several missing or broken photos. “Especially this Phantom person that keeps showing up in every article about ghosts. Even using the way back machine there’s not a single photo of him anywhere on the internet.”

“If the Ghost King has been out,” Captain Marvel asked, “where did he go? I doubt he’s spent the last year just hanging out in a small town in middle America.”

“According to this news article,” Bruce said, “Phantom, along with help from the whole town, managed to get the Ghost King back into the Sarcophagus and sealed him away again.”

John whistled, “That’s quite the feat, even with help.”

“Are you saying Danny was chosen as Pariah’s anchor because he’s from Amity Park?” Raven asked.

“Not just because he’s from Amity Park, his parents are also self proclaimed paranormal scientists and ghost hunters.”

Oracle tabbed to a few different pages, each one with a different picture of one of Danny’s parents proudly holding ominously glowing green weapons or with vials of glowing green goo. Sometimes one in the background of another.

John squinted at the photos, “Is that pure æther?!”

“How?!” Captain Marvel and Zatanna both asked incredulously.

“They call it ectoplasm,” Bruce stated.

John scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Ectoplasm is a word scam artists in the 1800s made up to steal money from grieving widows.”

“Nevertheless that is what they're calling it. Especially of note that the Fentons run their research out of their home.”

“Where their children live?” Diana asked, horrified at the implications.

“How are they still sane?” Captain Marvel asked incredulously.

“We're not sure they are,” Batman said grimly. Oracle tabbed to a street view of the Fenton home, easily identified by the large sign on the side. The strange addition to the home's roof was an… interesting choice.

The other attendees of the meeting were becoming agitated, several of them shifting in place as they got ready to speak.

“Before this goes any further,” Bruce stated firmly, “all this to say the cult that kidnapped Danny Fenton did so with intention. Amity Park certainly needs a full investigation, but it will have to wait until after this crisis with the Ghost King is dealt with.”

“Æther exposure might explain why the kid could handle being Pariah’s anchor.” John sighed then stood up. “Alright, if that’s all the info you got…”

Bruce grunted in acknowledgement.

“The clock’s ticking.” John left the room, the others all following after.

Diana hung back to speak with Bruce. “We’ll find a solution.”

Bruce just hummed to show he heard her. She knew he wasn’t handling the situation well, a child’s life was at stake and he had to hand the situation over to others. There was only so much she could reassure him, so she chose instead to go see the boy for herself.

The JLD members that had attended the meeting were all gathered in a kitchenette discussing logistics. Diana left them to it for the moment and simply went down the hall to the room she knew the boy was sleeping in. The lights in the hallway were already dimmed, thankfully, so she simply quietly opened the door and poked her head inside. Clark was sitting on a chair next to the boy’s bed. His posture was a relaxed sprawl, but his face was furrowed in concentration. He looked up and smiled when he saw Diana.

“How are you?” She asked at barely a whisper, knowing he’d hear her just fine.

“Guilty, now that I know he mistook me for his father.”

“Sadly this is an ask for forgiveness situation.” She gently pat Clark’s arm, trying to console him.

The boy himself looked like any other teenager, dead to the world while tucked safely into bed. She only hoped they would find some solution and tomorrow he would be tucked just as safely into his own bed.

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Ryan how could you even a minute believe Buck is not a baby girl?

okay look, i know it seems unbelievable, but in my head it made sense. and i have further reconsidered because i see now that there are levels of babygirl, different tiers if you will, and yes buck is definitely on one of them, i promise i will atone

[bi-buckrights]

👀👀👀👀 keep dirty talking to me😘

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